I haven't judged a speech meet in a couple of years, and I'm really looking forward it. It's remarkable to me that speech hasn't changed all that much since I was in school. The students all look the same as they ever did, at least to me.
The speeches are always a little familiar -- which is good, because then as a judge I can focus on the performance and not the content.
The coaches are still nervous, and the judges still hope they don't have to judge the final round-- it's the difference between a four-hour day and an six-hour one. The folks who compile the statistics in the Tab Room (short for 'tabulation') act like they all had just quit smoking a day previously.
The kids all still gather in the lunch room of the school and wait for the announcements of the final round, which always come out on large pieces of paper that are about three feet by two feet -- and the ones called to finals are written in marker. Everyone waits for someone to come out of the tab room and tape the paper to the wall. Then the screaming starts -- kids yelling and happy either for themselves of their friends who made into the final round.
Some of the rules of have changed -- there is a lot more "acting out" of speeches and less "interpreting" of them. It was a fine line back in my day, and the line is completely gone today. Believe it or not, it makes the judge's job a lot easier.
One harder aspect of judging is scoring. There are perhaps 15 categories -- different types of speeches. Poetry may have so many contestants that there are five sections of performers -- one judge and 5-8 speakers per section.
You rate each performer in two ways: with a rank and a percentile. The expectation is that the person you rank first should get a 100% as well. The speaker's standings are based on the percentile. Most judges like to keep things nice and orderly, so they just give the 100% to their first-ranked speaker.
But I've never done that. There are lots of times that I gave someone a first rank and then a 98 or 97. For me, the 100% goes to a performance that is pretty much flawless -- especially late in the season, when the speakers have been to several meets.
My reluctance to give a 100% has ruffled a few feathers.
In fact, I once ran into someone who said that I ruined a meet for him because he didn't win the first place medal. In every round (including mine), he took first. But I only gave him a 98%, and that cost him the meet.
A judge has to keep a "critique sheet" on every performer -- notes on the judge's impression of the speech, the speaker and the performance. The speaker gets this back at the end of each round, so they can see if they need to adjust their performance at all before the next round. This guy taped my critique sheet to his bedroom wall and left it there for several years.
He was good at speaking. But in my round, in that performance, he didn't perform at 100%. He was the best speaker in the room, but I didn't think he deserved that 100%.
When I was working at a local radio station, he was on staff there as well. And while I didn't remember him in the least, he still had a mad-on for me. This was a full six years after the speech meet in question. He was livid that I didn't automatically award him a 100% even after all that time. He had gone on to judge meets himself, and he always; gave the first-rank speaker a 100%. He yelled at me: "That's just what you do!"
Of course, he was equally mad that I didn't remember him. After all, I ruined his life. Never mind that he eventually went to the state tournament and did well. Never mind that he steamrolled over everyone in his conference. My 98% was a blemish on him, and he waited for years to tell me just how much my stingy percentile damaged him.
He was a spooky guy. The last I heard, he was bouncing around the AM radio dial in Minnesota. Hopefully, he's forgotten all about me, but I dread the thought that he'll be at Tuesday's meet, waiting to pounce. "There he is! There's the judge who doesn't always give 100%! He kept me from speech glory back in high school!"
Maybe I should rent a Kevlar vest or something.
Posted by michaelsawin
at 9:44 AM CST
Updated: Sunday, 19 March 2006 10:06 AM CST