Recipe For Pain
Take: One 45 year-old guy who’s still got a few pounds to lose.

Add: 50 Hours of Trivia Marathon, less six hours for sleep.

Combine: Three or four meals of junk food, and a little too much soda.

Process: Three hours (or more) of vigorous dancing with people half your age.

Repeat annually for seventeen years.

And yes, I’m doing it again next year!